eleventh_doctor: (the oral fixation icon)
Query application opened. Do you have a query?

> MADNESS?_

Processing question and calculating variables for 2300 variations of the language you have chosen.



Processing completed. 251 answers found. Proceed?

> YES_

1: A symptom of an unhealthy psyche, characterized by behaviour uncommon to the socialized norm, difficulty distinguishing reality from unreality, and an inability to walk past a shop selling $.25 rubber balls, no matter how many the sentient unit has amassed already.

Continue?

> YES_

2: A feeling of anger, characterized by grumpy noises and facial cues, complaints, raised voice, and a tendency to throw objects at or near the subject of the anger.

Continue?

> YES_

3: Madness, March. An inescapable compulsion to watch human beings chase other human beings around a strictly-defined area with an air-filled spheroid.

Continue?

> YES_

4: THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAA!

Continue?

> NO, I THINK THAT’LL BE ENOUGH. THANK YOU, COMPUTER_

No problem, Dave.

> IT’S THE DOCTOR, ACTUALLY_

Good night, Dave.



Community: [livejournal.com profile] theatrical_muse
Prompt: 300 - This is... (with more than a tip of the hat to 299, Madness)
Word count: 162
Author's Note: idek
eleventh_doctor: (is the Doctor gonna have to smack a Dale)
She blinked, once, twice.

Raised a hand, cautiously.

Her dress rustled. Not unusual in itself, if she had an idea where she’d gotten it. Or why it was coated with dust, or why the room was dark and mouldy, and- oh yes- why it was, exactly, that there was a chap with his lips still over hers.

It’s the little things, she thought.

After a little bit of scrabbling about, she managed to lay her hands on a rather large bit of rotting bedpost and hit him with it. )


Community: [livejournal.com profile] theatrical_muse
Prompt: 244 - "That's something I think is growing on me as I get older: happy endings."
Word Count: 401
Author's Note: I have no excuse, really. Except maybe one too many Disney movies.
eleventh_doctor: (Default)
There were things that simply Did Not Happen to the Doctor. Walking away from an adventure. Losing the keys to the TARDIS. Taking a job at McDonalds, even if it meant nicking those little Happy Meal toys and nobody noticing.

Waking up pregnant, the Doctor had always thought, was so ridiculously impossible it didn’t even deserve inclusion into the list of things that Did Not Happen. So, naturally, it did.

Nostrovite, she thought darkly, and stomped off to the bathroom to throw up.

The Oncoming Baby )



Community: [livejournal.com profile] theatrical_muse
Prompt: 224 - mad
Word Count: 663
eleventh_doctor: (you might be a Redneck Time Lord if...)
Three TARDISes, occupying precisely the same space-time coordinates but one multiverse removed from each other... crashed.

Three Doctors, very different from each other yet very similar… collided.

“Not this again,” the first one spoke. “I’m sure I had the shields up!”

“Is this what it’s come to, old girl?” the second asked of the console. “A systems failure the first time I take you out for a spin? You’d think the Time Lords could have taken better care of you.”

“Well, that was exciting!” the third said in a cheery voice. “Let’s see what we’ve got here, hmm?”

Doctor Who and the Curse of Etheric Beam Locators )


Community: [livejournal.com profile] theatrical_muse
Prompt: 216 - Impossible
Word Count: 352
Note: Unbeta'd crack guest-starring the Third Doctor from the Unbound audio "Exile" and Joanna Lumley as the Fourteenth Doctor from Doctor Who and the Curse of Fatal Death.

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